Sex Advice from Samantha Jones

Sex and the City stands for sex, shoes and truly amazing style created by one and only costume designer Patricia Field. For six years, girls and boys, women and men around the world tuned in to watch Sex and the City and get sex education from four single and glamorous women, but mostly enjoying the wisdom of Samantha Jones. She brought the “shocking” factor to Sex and the City with her intelligence, independence, wit and sexuality.

Samantha Jones is perhaps the most iconic and colorful character in Sex and the City. She is independent, brutally honest and sexually open to absolutely anything. Nothing and nobody shocks Samantha Jones, and if anything she can shock you with her man like views on sex and relationships. She is free like a butterfly and never shies way from sexual experiences, she openly discuss sex and pleasure, she is the woman who knows what she wants and how to get it. For six seasons, Samantha Jones shared with us her wisdom on men, blow jobs, political and sexual positions, and true love. And if you missed the 90s and still haven’t seen the show, but you love sex, shoes and the city you must watch it  as the show is the bible to dating and survival in the concrete jungle of NYC. 

Her hilarious one-liners make her the legendary Samantha Jones. Perhaps memorize few and continue her legacy of shocking the society.

You men have no idea what we’re dealing with. Teeth placement and jaw stress, and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing! 

I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever I want and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.

You dated Mr. Big. I’m dating Mr. Too Big.

If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house.

I’m a tri-sexual. I’ll try anything once.

Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls, because they can.

I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic Party, I just believe I parties.

Hello, my name is fabulous.

Yes, I am harsh. I’m also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right.

Kegel exercises… I’m doing mine right now.

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you…and the rest don’t know how to screw you.

You know marriage doesn’t guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.

Sweetheart, you can’t go listening to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. You’ll go nuts.

The country runs better with a good-looking man in charge. Look at Nixon. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.

Honey, you know me, I don’t really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time.

If you want the life, you have to look the part.

Always look like you know where you’re going even if you don’t.

Practically all relationships I know are based on the foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusions.

Who we are in bed is who we are in life. I’ve never met a guy who was bad in bed who was good in life.

Men do this all the time: Women walk around thinking “we,” and their version of “we” is “me and my dick.”

Nipples are huge right now, open any magazine.

Gay men understand what’s important. Clothes, compliments and cocks.